Memories

 

so it just so happened that i was looking through the documents on one of our playroom computers when i came to one. this one….. was the one that i wrote with my siblings to put as a   guest post on alexa's blog when she was gone in hawaii one time. so i scrolled through and it was just so funny that i have to share it….

well here it is……

300 things to do in YOUR spare time….

1. Make a six foot long sandwich
2. Play ping pong in the rain
3. Create disastrous events without getting caught
4. Learn to ride a skateboard on your hands
5. Go to Walmart
6. Send in a report to the local newspaper
7. Blow up your old couch
8. Dress up like a gorilla
9. Create a mob
10. Make a stamp collection
11. Have a lemonade stand
12. Build a rocket
13. Find a mummy
14. Climb up the Eiffel Tower
15. Discover something that doesn’t exist
16. Give a monkey a shower
17. Surf tidal waves
18. Create nano bots
19. Locate Frankenstein’s brain
20. Find a dodo bird
21. Paint a continent
22. Drive your sister insane
23. Create stick man show
24. Watch TV
25. Play Wii
26. Find bugs
27. Play DS
28. Play on the computer
29. Build epic lego creations
30. Build a picture frame out of whale fur
31. Make science
32. Collect leaves from the moon
33. Collect rocks
34. Play with inflatable minions
35. Create a family of imaginary friends
36. Fight your lego creations
37. Drink.
38. Go to the moon
39. Rub Gigi with a light saber
40. Sneeze
41. Write a list of pathetically pathetic things to do
42. Write a play
43. Dissect a baseball
44. Read lists of things to do in your spare time
45. Make cookie dough with your eyes closed
46. Juggle your siblings
47. Pretend to be Tarzan in your garage
48. Tickle your uvula
49. Make an epic train
50. Swim the English Channel
51. Live
52. Laugh
53. Love
54. Then die
55. Pack everything you own into one suitcase
56. Stalk children while in a bunny suit
57. Pretend you are a sheep
58. Make weird noises
59. Play pictionary
60. Play tag with inanimate objects
61. Paint all stop signs yellow
62. Put jello mix in the local pool
63. Go pool hopping
64. Type everything with your feet
65. Suran wrap your entire house
66. Tie your brother to a fence
67. Dye your hair purple
68. Cliff jump
69. Build a ramp
70. Jump your bike off your ramp and hope your construction skills are good
71. Have a swordfight without swords
72. Light things on fire
73. Take all the light bulbs out of your house
74. Switch all the keyboard buttons around
75. Play with an old pet animal
76. Go to a store and try to get kicked out doing different things
77. Build a basketball hoop in your house and play on it
78. Be happy
79. Register for wedding presents at your favorite store
80. Go up to a random person and say random words
81. Go be a hobo
82. Learn how to fly the biggest kite
83. Prank call this number… 678-8978
84. Make a 10 foot tall touch screen computer
85. Buy 12 packs of balloons fill them up with water and jump on the tramp with them
86. Watch “Rocky”
87. Mix around all of you movies into different case’s
88. Be creative
89. Make a pillow
90. Set up a kissing both (this only works if you are as cute as me)
91. Make a random invitation and hand it out
92. Play with old toys
93. Make a new invention
94. Read for three days straight
95. Plant daisies
96. Build a….. I don’t know
97. go swimming in a plant pot
98. Read old papers sitting around
99. Get a recycling bin
100. laugh your heart out
101. Create a paper mache monster
102. Build a toilet out of toilet paper
103. Clean your ears out
104. Volunteer at an old people home
105. But a motor on your bike
106. Have a Star Wars marathon
107. Eat a taco
108. Eat a burrito
109. Play bologna
110. Record the next big video on youtube
111. Yell at your neighbors pet fish
112. Make a hot dog stand
113. Sell your house on eBay
114. Learn to tie knots with your feet
115. Draw on your wall with sharpies
116. Create a masterpiece with garbage
117. Recycle everyone’s recycling bins
118. Shoot the Target sign
119. Say hi to 206 people
120. Join an online dating site
121. Buy all the ice cream at McDonalds
122. Create a horror film in Walmart
123. Write a Novel using the same 200 words
124. Earn enough money to buy the White House
125. Count to 3,546
126. Walk backwards all day
127. Sit in a box
128. Sit in a cash register
129. Sit in a pie tin
130. bring forth good tidings of joy
131. Recycle your empty Hp inkjet cartridges into raw materials for use in new products. It’s free. And it’s easy.
132. Believe in love
133. don’t be afraid to step outside of the triangle
134. master the art of fencing
135. sing along to the cooking of the toast in the toaster
136. shrinkadinks. Enough said.
137. go to the Lin’s and flirt with that one cute blonde haired boy
138. don’t use the word “like” in your vocabulary
139. buy a combo pack at the movie theaters
140. go to the bathroom in the wilderness all day for one day
141. probably don’t do any of the above mentioned things unless you think you are pretty cool
142. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
143. get an old receipt and drive down your street asking all pedestrians if they would “like a receipt with that.”
144. sing to the elevator music
145. go sailing
146. construct something that enables you to fly
147. then fly in it (or test it our on your little bro)
148. eat a French friieeeee3eeeesdxdsax
149. wow I was surprised that the above word was in the dictionary.
150. read the dictionary
151. pick out 10 new wweeeeirrrrdddd words from the dictionary and use them A LOT in your vocabulary for one week.
152. make your own list of things to do and share it on a blog
153. kiss me
154. enjoy a romantic picnic with your animal friend
155. sing in the shower
156. deep-fry your garden and then eat it.
157. bring to life something inanimate
158. try to swim to the moon
159. get a sunburn
160. put your aloe vera in the fridge… ahhh.
161. buy a pair of glasses that make your ears look large.
162. buy a pair of jeans that obviously flatter a hippo better than you
163. don’t take that personally
164. ride a horse in the middle of the road
165. listen to the song “everybody” over and over again… it never gets old.
166. ride a bike
167. stare at everybody’s chin while talking to them.. it makes tem very nervous
168. melt crayons in the microwave
169. drive a car
170. pretend you are 4 again
171. get overly excited about every single little good thing that happens today
172. give back
173. take a ride on a big green tractor
174. don’t shave your legs
175. buy 175 candles for your mom’s birthday cake and light them all
176. make plans to rule the world
177. set fire to the sun
178. go to lagoon
179. share
180. Take a nap under one of your old small baby blankets
181. Make a baby cry and blame it on your brother
182. Be wild
183. Talk in Spanish
184. Read a church lesson
185. Plan a church lesson and teach a random class
186. Paint seashells
187. Press enter on a keypad
188. Take a picture of a picture
189. Stock peoples blogs
190. Jump on a broken tramp
191. Play with puppets
192. Look at old pictures of your self
193. Design your own shirt or pants
194. Make underwear
195. Give a horse a haircut
196. Make a 3D Movie
197. Color a crayon
198. Get a job
199. Stop reading this (J.K.)
200. Say I made it to 200 in a list of things to do in your spare time
201. Write a six page long chapter book and see if you can publish it
202. Dress up your stuffed animals in some of your old baby clothes
203. Jump rope
204. Become a professional soccer player
205. Learn a new instrument
206. Choose to be great
207. Play with sharpies
208. Play 20 questions
209. Say yippee
210. Sing the happy birthday song
211. Do the disco dance
212. Be married
213. Look up one of your ancestors
214. Eat a 10 foot long sandwich
215. Don’t Shower
216. Take a shower
217. Make a list
218. Learn bear language
219. Go live with bears
220. Buy all of the chocolate you can find
221. Go dumpster diving
222. Have fun
223. Read Alexa’s Blog
224. Type in random blog names and see what you can find
225. Love your life
226. Think
227. Listen
228. Be Generous
229. Be kind
230. Find hope
231. Have courage in finishing this list
232. Bounce on a ball
233. Play wall ball
234. Look around you and say what needs to happen around here and stop at one spot and fix it
235. Find an old car hop in it and see who is the first person to notice you
236. Build a tool box
237. Become famous
238. Make a youtube account
239. Animate figures
240. Do P9DX
241. Work out for ten minutes
242. Do yoga
243. Do zumba
244. Ask a random person if you can have there money
245. Make a seven page long essay
246. Stop reading this right now…. Now start reading it out loud
247. sdrawkcab siht daer (Read this backwards)
248. Say El-em-tary School. Car-mal Sy-rup. And talk in a weird voice
249. Say hi this many times to your self hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
250. Play football
251. Play basketball
252. Play soccer
253. Play tennis
254. Play racquetball
255. Play ping-pong
256. Play volleyball
257. Play hockey
258. Play baseball
259. Play softball
260. Play four square
261. Swim
262. But before you play all those sports try eating 3 pounds of raw beef
263. Hide in a refrigerator box
264. Pretend to be Mario
265. Chase people while wearing a hockey mask
266. Legally marry a frog
267. Try trading a TV for your 6 foot long sandwich
268. Build a bird nest out of your hair
269. Go to the beginning and start reading this list over again
270. Look at all of your pennies and sort them into the years on them
271. Play with your old baby toys
272. Google yourself
273. Play a random board game
274. Go to a store with a old torn up game at start playing it by the game section
275. Be Phineas and Ferb for the day
276. Sell Jellybeans
277. Try selling a sibling
278. Write your name on everything you can find
279. Say la la la I can’t hear you to all of your siblings for the rest of the day
280. Play a sport
281. Look at Erin
282. Look at Spencer
283. Look at Zac
284. Put up Christmas lights
285. Say hi to someone off the streets
286. Call your cousins
287. Go buy a light saber
288. Color in a coloring book with crayons
289. Make a bird nest
290. Make a lego ship
291. Invent something new
292. Make a frame out of seashells
293. Find a bird and name it
294. Make a family out of seashells
295. Play with a cash register
296. Give yourself a bruise
297. Say it is 12:47
298. Eat your lunch
299. Make a craft
300. Make jewels